Haiku Stupid

High Coupe (Online) June 2014
Subsequently Anthologized: Storm Cycle (Kind Of A Hurricane Press) August 2015

1.

sixteen chickens cross

I curse the road for its width

stupid slowpoke birds

 

2.

they roll themselves down

stupid Pakistani socks
blame it on wal-mart

 

3.

stupid galaxy

we have nowhere else to go
stay home in the pits

 

4.

deadly golden arch

America malnourished
stupid plastic food

 

5.

turn the damned thing off
stupid reality shows
big ol’ bunch of dopes